I can't believe I've been gone for nearly two weeks--It's gone by quickly. I could not sleep well last night--I woke up at 3:30. My efforts to go back to sleep were unsuccessful. I finally just got out of bed and took a shower at 4:30--with the help of my handy headlamp of course. Bugs were kinda intense on my walk to the shower-house so I doubled back to grab a shirt--my H&M v-neck if you must know.
There were no lights in the shower-house,or anywhere else on camp for that matter. I later found out that the electricity was turned off over night until 5:00am when it was then turned back on. The shower-house was almost completely dark, only lit up by the waning moon. I saw some moving shadows along the walls and took another step into the bathroom, still not in the shower yet. I flipped my torch light from the diffuse flood setting to the stronger spotlight setting. I scanned the shower and it looked devoid of life, mostly. There was a beetle the size of a silver dollar scurrying along the ground and it freaked the hell out of me. I shoed it out of the shower--trying to avoid contact with the damn bugger--while taking a leap into the shower while wearing my "Orthoheal" thongs.
The water was cold. There was nowhere to place my shirt, towel, or soap, and the shower nozzle fell off--as the nozzle fell to the ground so did my hopes in getting any pleasure from this obligatory bathing ritual I must perform--for the sake of everyone else. There I was in a dingy and dark shower when a recurring thought popped into my head, "Scott, why on Earth do you put yourself through this? Yes, you are doused in bug spray, have been sweating profusely for 40 of the last 48 hours, and continue to wear clothing that has weathered all of Africa's grime, but it is worth it"?
|Expression Used in Africa (see definition below)|
T.I.A. - This is Africa
In Africa, there's a saying "TIA" meaning "This Is Africa" - the terms is typically used when tourists from western countries visit Africa and experience power shut downs, old technology etc.
I ended up showering...shockingly the water got colder the longer I showered--it was as though even the heavenly shower gods were preventing me from enjoying my shower. I've gotten so accustomed to the horrible BO from all the Africans that I didn't even notice the smells in that bathroom. I brushed my teeth and plugged in my tablet to charge...though it really wouldn't charge for a while as the electricity still hadn't been switched on.
Back in my room I packed by headlamp. Packed for the 12+hr day of driving and then loaded the truck with my stuff. Godfrey was up prepping breakfast and lunch--it was ~5:10 at this point. I took my camera and walked towards the beach for some sunrise pictures. It was nice being alone for once. This tour is a bit different than all of the other tours I've taken in that I get very little alone time here. So much of our time is traveling on the bus and prepping meals together. It's really the only way to do Africa though. This is probably the only part of the world where traveling alone is close to impossible (maybe not impossible, but it would surely suck pretty badly).
|Sunrise over Lake Malawi, Chitimba, Malawi|
|Watching the Sunrise Over the Norther Part of Lake Malawi, Chitimba, Malawi|
I had a small bowel of corn flakes and a piece of bread with peanut butter. I had cut up a banana on the bread and peanut butter, obviously! We all had to pack our lunches for the day as we weren't stopping...to much ground to cover today for that luxury. In addition to traveling 650 km on poorly paved roads we will be going through immigration to leave Malawi and enter Tanzania. Our clocks move ahead an hour while in Tanzania and Kenya so now I am 8 hours ahead of my friends and family back home in the States.
|A Dugout Canoe, Chitimba, Malawi|
Tonight we are staying at Kisolanza Farm in Iringa, Tanzania. We're told there will be no electricity of any sort and to expect the worst from Tanzanian accommodations--welcome to East Africa. Godfrey warns us that the Maasai won't eat fish, chicken, fruit, or vegetables and that they will only eat beef, goat, and cow blood. We are eating at a nearby Maasai Restaurant tonight--Sounds awesome, I can't wait!
Right now,we're driving through the rift valley, passing a small fishing village in Northern Malawi. There are several dozen small paddle boats in the lake just floating there with nobody in them. I am told the boats are there to dry out the fish.
When we got to the Malawi/Tanzania border we had to get out of the truck to stamp out of the country. The smell of BO was just as bad as everywhere else in Africa. Though being in such a confined place just made it more noticeable. The overall process was unnaturally slow and inefficient. After I had my passport stamped and was making my way back to the bus I was called back by the women who had stamped my passport. She thought she had made a mistake, but everything was ok.
Getting into Tanzania was a different story. There was a mess of cars trying to get in, all in a jumble following what looked like a single file line. The heat was unbearable and now that we were stopped, which meant no breeze, it was a sauna inside. Beads of sweat shortly turned into buckets. We all gave Godfrey our money for visas and our passports. He had taken all of our documents in to the immigration office to speed up the process, but over an hour passed before we got any word. Finally we got our passports back and we crossed into Tanzania, but just a bit. The power is out at the immigration office and they need to photocopy some documents pertaining to our truck so we are waiting for them to start a generator to operate the copy machine.
I am sitting in the back of the bus today and have had the sun on me all morning. What a great day--the longest day--to be stuck in back. Everyone is eating snacks (sweet fruit, candy, and sodas) and our garbage is directly behind me--The flies are molesting me.
We are still waiting and it seems like we'll never get there tonight. We probably still have another 9 hours of driving? Tabby got pulled over for speeding this morning. He was going 60 km/h while the speed limit was 50 km/h. After a short period we stopped for a 10 minute break to pick up some snacks. Hans suggested that we all pitch in and throw a dollar or two to help pay for the ticket as Nomad wouldn't pay for it and $30 is quite a bit of money for Tabby. Most of us did and Tabby was very grateful.
We're finally on the road again, 11:40am. That was way too long of a break! We were told all of Malawi was also out of power. 10 of us had to use the restrooms so Tabby gave us a few thousand Tanzanian shilling. Some guy in front of the bathrooms was charging 100 shilling per person. We paid them 1,000 and he still wanted more. People here did not speak English, not like in Zambia, Malawi, and Zimbabwe--though that may change as we make our way to larger cities. They were squat toilets...Fun!
While waiting on the bus I talked with Peter, the Aussie. He was telling me about the Australia army during world war 1 and the Vietnam War. It's surprising how little we, Americans, learn about other countries of the world during our formal schooling. In place of learning about other countries, customs, and nationalities we get to learn about Native Americans about 3 or 4 times over. Also, why the fuck did we have to relearn the customs of pilgrims during the week of thanksgiving every damn year?
Most people on my tour had learned about The Maasai peoples in school. We NEVER even discussed Africa.
We stopped after a bit to change our $USD to Tanzanian Shilling. A guy game on our truck and offered the following rates: 1,500 shilling per $1USD for small bills and 1,580 shilling per $1USD for $50 and $100 bills. We have to be pretty far behind schedule and I really dont want to have to set up a tent late tonight when it's dark.
Oh, quick note, the guy who was charging us to use the toilets had tried to sell us Tanzanian SIM cards just 15 minutes prior. Lame!
It's 6:00pm and I've been listening to Dark Star Safari by Paul Theroux. A travel writer tells the story of his journey from Cairo to Cape Town, overland. I like it as his observations are inline with mine, that is, not PC. I spend 20 minutes trying to swat flies in the back of the truck...something to keep my mind busy. I nabbed half a dozen. After being on the road for the last 11 hours I'm beginning to get a bit irritable.
Tanzania seems to have better cell phone coverage, more houses have satellite dishes, and the houses/towns appear to be closer together. However, the facilities at some of the stops we've made were been miserable--Just filthy! The road is not horrendous, but it's a rough ride none-the-less. Also, it's about the width of 1.5 lanes so we have to completely stop and pull over as oncoming traffic approaches. There are also more cars/trucks on the road. My initial impression of Tanzania is not too good, but I'm hoping to change that.
I have been really moved by the kindness many Africans have shown. They appear to be very hard working, even if they work mindlessly and ineffectively. It's also become apparent that no amount of $ will help the problems Africa endures. Excuse my frankness but is it a possibility that the Africa we see today is the best, or close to, the best Africa can/will ever be? I believe it was the Zambian King who publicly condemned the use of condoms.
|Dinner in Kisolanza Farm in Iringa, Tanzania|
We arrive at camp around 8:00, 13 hours after leaving camp this morning. There are no more upgrades available so we pitch our tents. We have it down to a science and it takes only 5 minutes. We all left our rain-flies off as the skies look clear--beautiful, actually. We meet for dinner at the restaurant at the camp site. There is no electricity anywhere within the lodge--candles light the interior while coal space heaters provide the heat. The Temperature is actually quite cool, a nice change of pace. I don't think this will last as Tabby said it's always like this here. It must be due to our altitude.
Dinner was nothing like I (or the Dutch couple) had expected. We had sweetish meatballs, baked beans, corn on the cob, and some veggies. We also had soup and bread. I ordered a beer
|Dinner in Kisolanza Farm in Iringa, Tanzania|
and a brownie for the road...I am eating that now.
It's sad but Africa has no real culture. They have only what the whites have given them. Half of me thinks it's pathetic, but the other half feels so sorry. I'm torn as to which way to feel. One thing I know for sure is that Africa would be MUCH better off if they were actively ruled (i.e. colonized) by the western world. HIV, disease, famine, education, corruption, etc....there are so many reasons in support of colonization. I think deep down the Africans would support it, at least in part. The African 'elected' governments are extremely devious and steal foreign aid for there personal use all the f'ing time.
Ok, it's 10:20 and I'm tired. Tomorrow we get to sleep in till 6:30, breakfast at 7:00. We have a game drive tomorrow afternoon but I'm not sure if I'm going to go. The price is still unknown but if it's more than $60 I will have to consider if it's worth it. I still have 3 days in the Serengeti for game drives coming up.
|The Night Sky, Iringa, Tanzania|